I am officially starting a collection plate for my poor Dalekins to have Lasek eye surgery! He goes from BATMAN to being blind-as-a-bat with just the flick of a contact lense! Why you ask is this becoming a problem….

Well last night as I lay in bed stroking our cat (Zeus) and waiting for Dale to get into bed, Dale stands at the door looking out into the dining room: ‘Here Zeus, come on boy, bed time…’ Dale looks at me, I look at Zeus on the bed *confused face* Dale looks back into the dining room ‘Come on Zeus!’ *taps his thighs* Dale looks at me ‘Wow, he just gave me serious bat… he’s ignorning me the little shit!’ I look at Dale, I look at Zeus sitting all innocently on the bed watching this drama unfold…

Dale turns around to call Zeus one more time… it’s at this stage that I must interfere because he was beginning to freak me the hell out!

‘Um Dale… that’s not Zeus… you’re calling your laptop bag!’

Only surgery will help now, because I fear it is only a matter of time before we go to a bar and Dale is mistaking some hot blonde with Double D’s for me…

And it’s all fun and games before some one LOSES his eyes…

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